This Dog Doesn't Give A Fuck And Neither Should You Because It's Friday

Think of the automatic door shutting on that dog’s head as if they’re e-mails from your boss after 4pm on a Friday.  Just ignore them and act like they don’t exist.  Let them bounce right off of you and worry about them at a later date.  Because it’s Friday and it’s almost time to get drunk.

And that’s how you blog on a Friday afternoon while your boss is away in Italy.